Monday, April 23, 2007

The Sky Is Falling...

... Or rather, Brinna is falling... Apart!

It all started about a month ago when the light burned out in my refrigerator.
I know it sounds like no big deal, but it's this fancy internal light that I have to call somebody to fix for me (I haven't done it yet, of course. I've managed to convince myself that being able to see your food really isn't that important). Unknown to me was that this was just the tip of the iceberg.

A couple weeks later, the light burned out in my hall closet. Again, this is a fancy light that's on a sensor that the landlord needs to fix (Yup. Haven't done that either). Hmmmm... Interesting...

Then suddenly, last week, everything went to hell in a handbasket. I'm reminded of Monty Python's Meaning of Life and the tree with the leaves falling (Clayton would know EXACTLY what I'm talking about). First one thing, then another, and then... AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

First, my DVD burner went on the fritz (Not good, as this machine is to me as an ox is to a farmer). It has become randomly picky about when it will burn or when it will start burning then beep and spit the DVD out. I have now wasted about 10 blank DVDs with this little machine's fickle attitude.

Then, a few days later, my printer decided, Wow, that looks like fun! and went on the fritz too. It has now decided to stop printing magenta. I clean it out, it prints magenta for a while, and then stops again. I pulled out the magenta cartridge (which was magenta when I put it in, I swear!) and the ink inside had turned to black. What the &*%$&? I've got it working again, but I have come to eyeing it very suspiciously all day long... And it just stares right back at me with the smuggest expression I have ever seen a printer make.

The next day, my vacuum cleaner started wheezing.

The next day, another light bulb burnt out.

The next day, I was bragging to my mom about never being sick.

The next day, I became very sick.

At this juncture in time, I now have on my hands; 3 burnt lights, 1 bad vacuum, 1 broken piece on my new car, 1 fickle DVD burner, 1 demonic printer, 1 broken window shade, 10 useless DVDs, 3 useless test print pages, 1 useless magenta ink catridge, 1 useless paper cutter, 1 broken heel and 1 very, very sore throat.

So today I sit here a complete wreck, in the dark, coughing up buckets of phlegm. My carpet's covered in dust bunnies, my DVD burner is beeping at me, and my printer is devilishly producing very smug lime green stripes.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Out Of The Box

As January looms nearer, I've been able to reflect how fortunate I've been to have had a great year. But today , going along with the theme that seems to be running here, I wanted to talk about some of the great reads I've had in 2006.

I'm very lucky to have the leisure time to read often. I know I must be lucky, because I'm constantly hearing other people complain about never having time to read. But I have time, and I read A LOT. So, aside from the few months where I didn't read a thing because I didn't have a thing to read, I took a count and came up with the grand number of 16. I have read 16 books this year. Well... At least I think I've read 16 books, there's always a few that seem to fall between the cracks of my memory...

I went through a huge history phase this year (as I've stated in an earlier blog). The first half of the year I read a whole lot of books set in Medieval England. Fascinating, but surprisingly fluffy reads. But near the end of the year, after some digging around, I ended up doing some reading 'out of the box', so to speak. And this unusual venture has earned me some of the best literary experiences I have ever had! So friends, I want to talk a little about the 5 books that I loved, the 5 out of 16 that made it to that ever coveted place of distinction on my (nonexistent) bookshelf.

The Linnet Bird by Linda Holeman
The first book I came upon happened on accident, as usual. I had bought my Mom a bunch of books for mother's day, but decided to only give her 4 of the 7. I sat for about an hour deciding which books would go to her, and which ones I would keep for myself. I ended up taking 2 Medieval ones (big surprise!) for myself, and finally, after much deliberation for a 3rd, settled on a historical novel called The Linnet Bird. A few days later, at the end of a long day, I got that wonderful feeling a true reader gets, that tingling feeling of excitement knowing books are stacked in the hallway that are brand new and have never been read. I was itching to read those Medieval books, but for some reason instead I picked up The Linnet Bird. It only took me a few days to read, not because it was short, but because I was so thoroughly engaged by it. It was unlike anything I was expecting, told a story of something I had never heard about before, was finely researched but beautifully crafted... In short, a perfect historical novel. In the 1820's and 30's, many middle-class English women traveled the agonizing journey to India to try to land a husband. The idea was that the young men working in British India were starved of female attention and it would be much easier to get a proposal from one of them than from a man back home in London surrounded by female admirers. So only the most desperate of women went to India under the guise of proper respectability. The Linnet Bird tells the story of Linny Gow, who somehow ends up on this boat to India. Her past is unknown to her friends, her secrets are terrible and kept locked away. She has a talent for lying. She thinks that India will be an exotic escape at last from her horrific childhood, a new liberating freedom. But her naivete about British India will be a harsh lesson, and her deep lies will eventually catch up to her in the end...
The Linnet Bird was not only a fascinating look into the social prejudices of English colonization, but also a beautifully told story of one woman's journey from the confines of poverty to an unusual and personal liberation of spirit... A perfect historical novel... I loved it immensely and look forward to reading it again and again.

The Thirteenth Tale by Diane Setterfield
Ok... I don't have to say anything about this, because I already wrote rave reviews about this remarkable book in my last blog...

The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova
After I finished reading The Thirteenth Tale, I must admit I was a little depressed... The aftermath of a highly extraordinary experience. I wanted to read, but I wanted to read something as great as what I had just finished. It is really very rare that this wish comes true, as great books only happen once in a great while, so I was resigned to the fact that I was in for a dry spell. But then I was walking in the store a few days later, and a book caught my eye. It was called The Historian. I picked it up, mulled it over and got the answer I was looking for. I plopped it in my basket and bought it. I started reading The Historian the moment I got home, so strong was my thirst for words. And so happened one of those rarest of rare happenings... Another great book. Now... Before I get into why I loved this one, I have a little disclaimer. This book isn't for everyone. In fact, once I started reading it, I realized what I was reading was nothing like what I was expecting when I bought it. What I thought was going to be a puzzling historically wrought mystery (ala The Da Vinci Code*), turned out to be, of all things, a story about vampires. Yes, vampires. I was very surprised when this revelation occurred to me. But unfortunately, the book was already too good to put down. In fact, this book delighted me beyond belief. It gave me goosebumps, scared the crap out of me, and down right freaked me out. But it was worth every tingle of the spine, for it was a good mystery. Reading it was like peeling an onion, with things coming to light slowly but surely. That was what delights me about mysteries. I loved all of the historical gems and I was particularly tickled when I realized what the title The Historian was actually referring to. I learned an incredible amount of fascinating information from this book, a frightening and twisting journey into the very scary and very real legend of Dracula. It is vivid and well-written, creepy and hypnotic. I have the sudden urge to visit Romania, to become an archaeologist, to read up about Turkish sultans. This book was true to it's title, The Historian, and anyone who knows me knows that this book was destined to woo me. And it did, and I loved every moment of it. But this one is only for the adventurous reader, one who doesn't get frightened off too easily... And certainly NOT for grandmothers or 14 year old girls...

(*NOTE: I DISLIKED THE DA VINCI CODE AND AM IN NO WAY COMPARING THIS BOOK TO IT AS THE HISTORIAN IS BY LEAPS AND BOUNDS FAR BETTER THAN ANYTHING DAN BROWN COULD HAVE EVEN HAD AN INKLING TO WRITE DOWN)

The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
After reading The Historian, I had reached an odd sort of literary Nirvana. I had just read two great books in a row and now was at a heightened state of perception. I think that pretty much anything that was put in front of me at this point would be strangely appreciated. But for some reason, this awed state I was in had put me, quite decisively, in the mood for Atwood. Margaret Atwood is an author I have incredible respect for. Her extraordinary point of view is so beautiful, so poignant, that everything she writes seems to turn to gold. Alias Grace and The Blind Assassin are two of my favorite books, and every time I read them I am breathlessly reminded why Margaret Atwood is my idol. So I figured this was as good a time as any to pick up one of her classics that I had never read before. I chose The Handmaid's Tale, and although I already knew the story, I wanted to read Atwood's words. I was not disappointed. If anything, reading this book only deepened my respect for this beloved author, even proved that she is not just an author, but an artist. And I'll tell you why... She achieved something that I have never, in all my years of reading, seen before. The Handmaid's Tale is deeply, deeply sarcastic. It oozes sarcasm. It is a bitter sap that seeps through the words and the story and taints everything. I was so startled by this, that I actually started laughing. Never in my life have I read anything like it... Leave it to Margaret Atwood for producing something so... Odd... And brilliant. It's pure genius! I look forward to passing this classic on to my children... But not until they're much older and get the joke...!

The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger
Well, first of all special thanks to Hailey for the recommendation that led me to this book. I'm usually wary of recommendations, because I know how people's literary tastes differ, and I have such odd tastes (if that isn't obvious enough by now). But I got a great deal on the book in a little bookstore downtown, and I thought, I'm already so far in this realm of 'out of the box' reading that I may as well go for the full Monty and read something WAY out of my comfort zone. And once again, the risk paid off. GREATLY. The Time Traveler's Wife is probably among one of the stranger books I've ever read, due to the premise of time travel. But because I am a lover of history and time travel is the ultimate dream, it was a subject I knew I would appreciate. But the surprise of this book was not the novelty of it's ideas. It was the beauty of the story. For this was a love story that moved me when most love stories fail to do so. Not that I don't like love stories. I LOVE love stories, but it's seldom that one comes along that really moves me, that I feel really exists, really could exist. This was such a story. True love, in all of it's despair and ugliness... In all of it's simplicity and grandeur. Not to mention I loved all of the pop culture side dishes that appeared everywhere throughout, the aversions to life in the 90's, and the endless vivid visuals of Chicago, a city I know and love with all of my heart. In the end, I cherished this book, from the odd ideas that were thrust on me in the first few pages, to the end where the possibilities of this love had reached an infinite forever. NOW I must vent for a moment: Unfortunately, other people out there didn't get it, as is the fate of many a book that becomes a best seller. All the idiots read it and then complain about it. Somebody actually had the audacity to compare it to Nicholas Sparks (don't even get me started on Sparks, who tells love stories without understanding that love has nothing to do with two young people getting married). They said The Time Traveler's Wife was horrible and you should read The Notebook instead. Yikes! And now we have to endure the making of a movie, which after some thought, I realized didn't seem like such a good idea after all. It's supposedly due out in 2008, but I should warn you, the rights to it were originally bought by Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. Although they won't be playing in it, we can all be sure this will be yet another miscast and over-acted sapfest. And so what has the potential to be an extraordinary and beautiful independent film, will most likely end up being released along the vein of, well... Uh... Nicholas Sparks movies. Shame, shame, shame... So, everyone... Read this book NOW while you still can. That way if you DO see the movie in 2008, it won't be able to ruin the lovely taste this book is capable of leaving on your tongue.

WELL, friends... I have exhausted all of my efforts. Thank you for taking the time to read this overly long blog about some things that I am passionate about. In conclusion, I've discovered that just because I love a certain type of book, doesn't mean I can't enjoy something 'out of the box' once in a while. In fact, I found that I learned more from these five unusual books than I have from reading in a long time (with the exception of William Horwood, which is a blog for another day). Now I am expounding on this new idea by doing something COMPLETELY different. I am currently reading a HUGE volume of collected short stories by Edith Wharton, and am so far completely enthralled. What an incredible woman. It looks like I have another literary idol in my midst...! Anyway, I am looking forward to next year's reading, and I hope maybe I can have some new recommendations added to my list... Hint, hint... :)

My last disclaimer: These books are a few that I have loved. I of course can't guarantee that anyone else will love them. I am a fairly non-judgmental reader when it comes to theme or moral attitude. I don't discriminate books because of a book's subject matter. Sometimes a book has sex in it or bad language or describes graphic images, but that doesn't stop me from loving it. I am a writer and therefore respect a writer's choice in how they want to tell their story. I would expect the same respect for a story of my own. So if there are any of you out there who like your books a little more rated PG, I might not be the source for you. My only guarantee is a well-written book attached to a good story, nothing more...

Saturday, October 07, 2006

A Gamble Pays Off

And boy does it!

HOLY CRAP!!!

...Is all I can say about the book I just finished reading.

It's called The Thirteenth Tale by Diane Setterfield, and I happened upon it while doing a search for some other books on Barnes & Noble.com... It is the very first book in their new recommended book club, and they described The Thirteenth Tale as 'unputdownable'.

Alright, so I don't usually give in to hype. I'm known for shunning anything that even remotely resembles a 'bestseller'. I only read The DaVinci Code because I was bored and it was there, and I thought I'd give it a chance (for anyone who cares, I liked the story, but the writing was childish and laughable). So I hesitated when I saw this book online, The Thirteenth Tale, jumping out at me. But it was too late, it had hooked me already... I read the synopsis, and was reeled in. Something about it just called to me, beckoned to me... So I ordered it, hardcover and all, without a clue of what to expect.

I just finished reading it this afternoon and I now feel empty.

INCREDIBLE.

It is one of those reads that is excruciatingly painful, the kind that wants to take you away from reality, when you know it's really very unrealistic to read a novel in one complete setting. But this book screams for it. Once I started, I read one third of it straight through. The next day I read the next third. I looked at the clock, it was 2:00 a.m. and I had to be up early the next day. I actually was faced with a dilemma. To read or not to read? In the end I had to put the book down, but I actually found that I was whining pathetically in protest. I didn't want to put it down, I wanted to continue reading this story forever!

I won't tell you about the story, I'll let you discover that for yourselves, if you wish. But I will tell you that I haven't read a book so good in a long time. Was it the sense of timelessness? The gothic settings? The beautifully vivid writing? The endless parallels to Jane Eyre? The same muggy, atmospheric mystere of Rebecca? Maybe it was because I related to the idea that books are everything. Perhaps all of these. A twisting tale that even I couldn't guess. My mouth hung open near the end.

The Thirteenth Tale has now earned a beloved spot on my bookshelf, alongside Drowning Ruth, The Weight of Water and Rose. It will be read again and again and again. An instant classic, a story for anyone who ever dared to be a writer, it is a book that could be loved by all, from a grandmother to a fourteen year old dreamer with a love for literature...

A gut-wrenching story, a heart-aching mystery, a tale with the kind of secret that eats at the pages... I'll only give away one thing... It's a book about twins...

Which may only be of interest to Andy (who is a twin), or to Hailey (who is pregnant with twins)... But regardless, it was a fascinating forage into the state of twinness, and the bond that cements everything... And not only the bond of twins, but also the very special and unbreakable bond between a person and their most beloved books.

In the end, as I sit here and write this, I am still awed, perplexed, bewildered, and utterly hypnotized by the remarkable taste this book has left in my mouth.

So excuse me, friends, but I think I have to go read it again.

For more info on The Thirteenth Tale, go
here

Sunday, September 17, 2006

You know what's sad?

I have 5 unposted blogs that I have not finished, just sitting around waiting for an ending. And to tell the 100% truth, I have no real desire to finish them. I'd post them as they are, but that wouldn't make much sense now, would it?

So I'm writing this to let everyone know that I have blogger's block.

This means I have absolutely nothing of interest that I can meaningfully convey into written words for your enjoyment.

Phew!

Even writing this seems like a huge inconvenience...

...

...I need a vacation.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

How ZOO doin'?

Ha ha ha...
(I crack myself up with my own lameness)

ANYWAY, I had the pleasure of escorting my 6 year old brother, Aydan, to the Zoo yesterday. I know you're all thinking, what's so great about the Zoo? Well... Uh... I happen to really like the Zoo. Though I'd rather see animals in their natural habitats, I can't really afford an African safari these days. I'm also fascinated with animals that grow up 'in captivity' and how they respond to humans even though they are still 'wild' animals.

But honestly, I'm trying to win the title of Best Older Sibling In The Whole World, and I thought this idea was a home run. What better way to spend a summer afternoon than walking around outside in 90 degree weather? EXACTLY!

So here is our brief documentation of this our latest adventure!
(Click on the images to see them in more detail)


First thing we saw? That's right... A Dinosaur. This one spit water (sorry... I mean 'poisonous phlegm') out of it's mouth and Aydan would not go anywhere near it.














Unfortunately, this picture does not fully convey what the elephant was actually doing, which involved a game attempting to hurl this dead log.














I probably took about 30 pictures of this giraffe (obviously a favorite of mine)!



















Aydan riding the life-size wooden camel...














... And the REAL camels (dromedaries, actually)














A picture of some old lady's front yard.














Penguins (duh).














Spying on people... A kid after my own heart!














Aydan with his chosen Zoo souvenir (aptly named 'Furry'... I swear, he's usually more creative than this)!















Well, aside from the dripping sweat and smelly children, the experience was really worth the $25! It was a little strange being conceived by everyone around me as a mommy (Aydan is practically a spitting image of me age 6), but I suppose if I had to choose someone else's child to be my own, I could do no better! I challenge everyone out there to plan a trip to the Zoo (with children or otherwise, though it's much more enjoyable without strollers)... Either way I promise it will be an adventure!

A most excellent day...

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

May This Never Repeat Itself

I am a woman obsessed.

For the last few months (if you check out my last blog entry), I have been doing a lot of reading. Many people have asked me WHAT I am reading that has been taking up all of my creative energy? Well... Nothing in particular... But GENERALLY speaking, I've been reading a lot of historical fiction.

Ok, well, anyone who knows me well knows that THIS is not exactly anything new. I always read historical fiction. I WRITE historical fiction. As far as I'm concerned, it is sometimes the only thing worth escaping into!

But... BUT... Because of all this reading I've been doing, I am now obsessed with history. Completely and totally OBSESSED.

I spend hours at night surfing online, scouring Wikipedia, flipping through Hyper History, reading biographies, following timelines... Soaking it all up like a great big learning sponge! I can't get enough of it! Then I sit back and think, wow! Everyone should know all this! How can people not pay attention in History class? How was it that I did so badly on those tests?

Last Sunday, driving back from a show in Monticello, NY, I bored Michael to near-death for 2 hours with the history of Jews in Medieval Europe. I ranted about converse's and the King of Poland and blah, blah, blah... I couldn't help myself.

My newest quirk (much to the dismay of the people around me) is spouting out random historical trivia, hungry to share all that I've learned during my late night online time travels. For no apparent reason, I'll say something like, 'Quebec used to be called New France when it was first settled, but the name didn't stick' or 'the first actors weren't called actors at all, but were called mummers and played for coins thrown on the dirt in front of them'. Michael particularly liked the one about Rhode Island being a haven for religious outcasts in the early 17th century, the place where they sent all the 'freaks'... Heh, heh, heh... I went to my sister Maryn's Madrigal dinner (creatively set in the late 15th century and cleverly done), but afterwards I explained to her all the things that were historically inaccurate about the portrayal. A few days ago, I bought my Mom a book of the History of London Royalty (she loves anything British) for her birthday. But after she opened it, I said unabashedly, 'Uh, I really want to read this', and took it home with me. Oh dear... My poor family...

I'm beginning to wonder if maybe this a medical condition... Maybe after a while I'll just run out of space in my brain and then I won't be interested anymore.

Or maybe I'll just write long and boring blogs about the War of the Roses until I no longer have any friends...

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Le Sigh...

I desperately need to write a new blog, but I really don't feel like it...

I've been spending every waking moment of the last 2 months with my nose in a book, and so I haven't really gotten back to 'real' life yet...

...*sigh*...

I'll let you know when I do!